The world basically has it in for me.

The septic tank gave out yesterday, and the house will not have running water for at least a few days. Fixing everything permanently will take more like two weeks, because the basement plumbing is a piece of installation art inspired by the works of Rolf Heimann.

Also, Silk changed the formula for the unsweetened soymilk. They didn't ask my permission or anything, they just did it.