I'm trying to read Fifty Shades of Gray.
Jun. 29th, 2012 06:13 pmFor the sake of all those bored Nalini Singh fans with whose entertainment I have been charged. I'm about thirty pages in so far, and so far it's sort of like if Nora Roberts got mugged and they took half her vocabulary and thirty IQ points.
The sex hasn't started yet, though the guy just showed up at the hardware store where the heroine works and asked her for rope in a sexy kind of way. Then he went next door to the pet supply store and asked for Pill Pockets in a sexy kind of way - it turns out that this is even more challenging, so he took a break by going to Dunkin Donuts and ordering a coffee and one of the ones with pink sprinkles in more of a sultry kind of way.
The sex hasn't started yet, though the guy just showed up at the hardware store where the heroine works and asked her for rope in a sexy kind of way. Then he went next door to the pet supply store and asked for Pill Pockets in a sexy kind of way - it turns out that this is even more challenging, so he took a break by going to Dunkin Donuts and ordering a coffee and one of the ones with pink sprinkles in more of a sultry kind of way.