Nov. 3rd, 2011

So I went ahead and ordered Dad's present. It showed up yesterday. Though his name was definitely not on the package, he opened it immediately. According to him, he did this because the UPS guy showed up after dark and he "couldn't read the label."

What I actually happened is that it was coffee beans, and he could smell them through the box. He can smell coffee from something like 3/4 of a mile away. I should have had it shipped to Mom's office or [profile] elongated_tito.

I told him I'm not getting him anything else because he opens my mail.

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