This is it, people.

As I was driving in to work, the shuffle on my phone played two songs in a row about the world ending, then that song where someone shoots Rod Stewart. I think we all know what that means.

Judging by the content of the third song, I'm guessing we've finally answered the question of whether it'll be by ice or fire - but on the other hand, the fourth one was "31 and Falling" by Chris Pureka.

(The two apocalypse songs were "99 Luftballons" and See Colin Slash covering a song called "Night Riders.")

Why would you title your book "Sapphique" if there weren't going to be any lesbians?

Seriously, how did this happen? Did the publisher just have some kind of mass vocabulary failure?

I'm going to name the heroine of my YA novel Phallique. I just like the sound of those syllables, is all!