Mom says stuff.
Jun. 23rd, 2011 10:34 pm*There is an Intel commercial on with a creepy baby.*
ME: It's interesting how when you photograph a baby from a certain angle, it turns evil.
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thegeekgene: Yeah, that's a really sinister-looking baby.
MOM: I think that's probably why the baby on Family Guy is like that.
ME: The guy just looked at his baby from the wrong angle one day and went like, "oh my god?"
MOM: Yeah.
thegeekgene: Did that ever happen with us?
MOM: ...No!
ME: You just hesitated!
MOM: No, I didn't.
thegeekgene: You did!
MOM: No! You were all beautiful and adorable and -
ME: Oh, my god, that sounds completely insincere.
thegeekgene: You're being sarcastic! Your intonation is that of sarcasm!
MOM: *drinks tea to escape the necessity of answering*
ME: It's interesting how when you photograph a baby from a certain angle, it turns evil.
thegeekgene: Yeah, that's a really sinister-looking baby.MOM: I think that's probably why the baby on Family Guy is like that.
ME: The guy just looked at his baby from the wrong angle one day and went like, "oh my god?"
MOM: Yeah.
thegeekgene: Did that ever happen with us?MOM: ...No!
ME: You just hesitated!
MOM: No, I didn't.
thegeekgene: You did!MOM: No! You were all beautiful and adorable and -
ME: Oh, my god, that sounds completely insincere.
thegeekgene: You're being sarcastic! Your intonation is that of sarcasm!MOM: *drinks tea to escape the necessity of answering*
