Jun. 20th, 2011

*Dad is watching a college baseball game.*

DAD: Do you know who this idiot is who's doing the color commentary?

ME: No.

DAD: No, Sarah, come on, do you recognize his voice?

ME: No.

DAD: No! Listen to him! Just listen! You know who this idiot is!

*It's our previous president.*

ME: Why is Bush doing the commentary?

DAD: I don't know! I don't know why they - (*Bush says something.*) - shut up!

MOM: Well, he did once own a baseball team, dear.

BUSH: This guy's a freshman.

DAD: No, he's not! You're wrong! You're always wrong!

*Bush says something about "being prepared" that I didn't hear, apparently.*

DAD: Oh, yeah, you were real prepared for Katrina, weren't you, you butthead!

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Also, someone on stackoverflow has solved the MeCab/C# problem!

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