You jerks have made me read Hana no Kishi.

And you know perfectly well that it is going to do something horrible and break my heart.

I will be rewriting it in my head to suit myself, thank you very much.

If you have been considering buying me a two-hundred-dollar hoodie

then I would like this one, please.

I actually like the beige color scheme better, but, uh, y'know, the hood's pointed; not really appropriate to go around wearing that. I could feel my blood-pressure going up just looking at it. The designer's in New Zealand, where I'm guessing the image of a white pointed hood isn't quite so laden with meaning.