Dear candidates,

Please refrain from conducting your door-to-door campaigning yourself if, by doing so, you will reveal to potential constituents that you are a total jerk.

They extradite, so it doesn't help.

via jonquil:

After two years on the run from the US authorities the suspected thief known as the Barefoot Bandit has finally been stopped in his tracks. Colton Harris-Moore, 19, who was given his nickname after allegedly leaving shoeless prints at a series of crime scenes in the US, was arrested in the Bahamas. Police claim that he crash-landed in the archipelago a week ago after stealing an aeroplane in the US and making a 1,000-mile flight.

Harris-Moore's mother, Pam Kohler, said last week that many of the allegations made against her son were false but that she was hoping he would eventually reach a country without an extradition agreement with the US. "I'm glad he's able to enjoy beautiful islands, but they extradite. It doesn't help matters at all," she said.

- The Guardian

SOMEONE MAKE A MANGA OUT OF THIS FAMILY.

(I know, I know, it already exists and it's by CLAMP. I really have nothing to complain about.)