Big News! Big News!
Sep. 1st, 2007 07:47 pmOriginally published at SarahPin.com. You can comment here or there.
Dad: Big news, girls, big news!
thegeekgene: What.
Dad: We were out on the boat with Woofy - no, no, this is important girls - we were out on the boat with Woofy, and she did a very bad thing. Ohhh, she did such a bad thing, girls. She jumped off the boat, on to someone else’s boat, took a rawhide that was there, and jumped back! *deeply pitiful voice* She’s a thief! I’ve raised her wrong, I’ve been a bad father!
[later]
thegeekgene: So did you make any attempt to deter Woofy from this action?
Dad: What?
thegeekgene: Did you… punish her?
Dad: *deeply pitiful voice* No! I encouraged her! I told her to look for cash next time!