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Oct. 13th, 2006
The United States has given me mutant paranoia senses. Coming outside this morning, I realized that everything smelled really bad, and also that there was a loud grinding or pouring noise from somewhere. I did not think, "Dude, the celestial cat pissed on god's stove*," then "They must be doing some kind of weird construction again." No, for that is the reasonable response.
I thought, "Dude, the celestial cat pissed on god's stove," then, "Oh shit we're getting biological warfare'ed with grindy-sound burnt-cat-pee bombs why does international law not forbid grindy-sound burnt-cat-pee bombs why."
This concern actually seriously affected my concentration on studying for this morning's history midterm. I was sitting in the basement of the library thinking about those biological weapons I read about for essaypocalypse, trying to remember if any of them somehow involved urea.
I started composing this post in my head then, to shut my paranoia centers down. However, I did not let myself post it until now, because first I had to check the internet to make sure no one did use biological weapons on my campus. They might not tell us!
But now that I'm sure it's safe, I think I might go into town to get stuff to make sushi.
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* I can only hope that this metaphor is not as vividly familiar to others as it is to me.
I thought, "Dude, the celestial cat pissed on god's stove," then, "Oh shit we're getting biological warfare'ed with grindy-sound burnt-cat-pee bombs why does international law not forbid grindy-sound burnt-cat-pee bombs why."
This concern actually seriously affected my concentration on studying for this morning's history midterm. I was sitting in the basement of the library thinking about those biological weapons I read about for essaypocalypse, trying to remember if any of them somehow involved urea.
I started composing this post in my head then, to shut my paranoia centers down. However, I did not let myself post it until now, because first I had to check the internet to make sure no one did use biological weapons on my campus. They might not tell us!
But now that I'm sure it's safe, I think I might go into town to get stuff to make sushi.
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* I can only hope that this metaphor is not as vividly familiar to others as it is to me.
Important Anime Club Report
Oct. 13th, 2006 10:12 pm* Blew off Scrapped Princess again.
* For some reason did not blow off Lodoss War. A protagonist died and we couldn't tell because it was too badly animated, but after a while we realized the person wasn't there anymore, and then there was some dialog about it.
Also, there were like fucking four clerics just standing there during the damn death - they didn't do anything. See? This is why I hate all clerics.
* Yakitate Japan lied to us about science often and creatively.
* In Princess Tutu, Jenan got excited about the idea of Mytho only getting the sad feelings back, and ordered us all to prepare for next week an interpretive dance on the theme of a bad feeling. She gave herself drunkenness. I took berserker rage, as is my wont.
* Doctor Tran? What? I can't figure out if it was funny or not. (The Voice went on YouTube.)
* For some reason did not blow off Lodoss War. A protagonist died and we couldn't tell because it was too badly animated, but after a while we realized the person wasn't there anymore, and then there was some dialog about it.
Also, there were like fucking four clerics just standing there during the damn death - they didn't do anything. See? This is why I hate all clerics.
* Yakitate Japan lied to us about science often and creatively.
* In Princess Tutu, Jenan got excited about the idea of Mytho only getting the sad feelings back, and ordered us all to prepare for next week an interpretive dance on the theme of a bad feeling. She gave herself drunkenness. I took berserker rage, as is my wont.
* Doctor Tran? What? I can't figure out if it was funny or not. (The Voice went on YouTube.)
