Apr. 11th, 2006

The seniors are drunk.

Apr. 11th, 2006 03:05 am
On a library chalkboard:

"Senior research is DONE, bitches!"

My (imaginary, because I'm very professional) contribution:

"No, wait! It was all a dream! You still have seven more pages to write, and you completely forgot about that source that your advisor was "really looking forward to seeing your reaction to!" A bug just flew into your last Red Bull! ALL THE PRINTERS IN THIS BUILDING ARE OUT OF INK OR BLINKING MYSTERIOUSLY"

They're apparently all off getting drunk to celebrate turning everything in. Which might explain why I'm hearing sirens tonight, for the first time in a while.
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Screech! Screech! Screech!

Apr. 11th, 2006 08:35 pm
Fire alarms are a sport, and points are awarded based on the number of people who were in the shower. This time, the score was two.

I think you win if the RA's naked.
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