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One-to-two sentence reviews again
Neither Darkover Nor Manga
- Fool Moon (Dresden Files 1), Jim Butcher
I heard somewhere that Jim Butcher and the Ah! My Goddess guy can combine to form a bigger misogynist.
- Dawn (Xenogenesis 1), Octavia Butler
Octavia Butler punches you repeatedly in the stomach.
- Adulthood Rites and Imago (Xenogenesis 2, 3), Octavia Butler
Octavia Butler punches you in the stomach more lightly, provides gender-bendy but oddly heteronormative tentacle sex utopia, repeats.
Darkover
- The Spell Sword, Marion Zimmer Bradley
Guy from earth lands on the planet of the red-haired sorceresses and goes native (he doesn’t turn into a red-haired sorceress, ’cause that would be, like, weird). Disney could make the movie of this without changing it too much.
- The Forbidden Tower, Marion Zimmer Bradley
Guy from earth’s adjustment to his new psychic family life is hampered by his wife’s psychic powers accidentally zapping his testicles and his attraction to his sister- and brother-in-law. Maybe orgies will solve these problems?
- Heritage of Hastur, Marion Zimmer Bradley
Being gay is wrong and bad, but Regis Hastur thinks he might be gay! Betraying the Comyn is wrong and bad, but Lew Alton thinks he might betray the Comyn! OH NOES
(I would argue that “OH NOES” does not constitute a sentence.)
- Stormqueen!, Marion Zimmer Bradley
People have terrifying uncontrollable psychic powers that may destroy them and EVERYONE THEY LOVE, and pregnancy is TERRIFYING, and everyone’s family is trying to KILL THEM, and so is the WEATHER.
Manga
- Yotsuba&!, volumes 1-3, Kiyohiko Azuma
cannot form sentence dying of cute
- Crimson Spell, volume 1, Ayano Yamane
Ridiculous high fantasy comedy/porn. Why is it that transforming into your demon form always seems to involve stripes these days?
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EXACTLY why I didn't read any more of that. Ms. Butler, while I think you are teh awesome, I still don't want you punching me in the stomach, and I don't have to let you, and - I'm prepared to believe this is a flaw in the novel format - you can't make me. Hell no am I reading any more.
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Little-known facts about Octavia Butler: In the 1980s she attempted to patent the "better novel," which would allow authors to enter the homes of their readers and physically hurt them. Unfortunately, prior art existed in the form of a similar patent for "best manga" secured by Osamu Tezuka in 1970.
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Yotsuba!!!!!!! This manga turned me borderline diabetic for a week. Seriously. Did some blood tests because I was dizzy and not feeling well and the doctor was like you have borderline diabetes. Went in a week later and everything was okay. Only thing I could think of was that I had been reading Yotsuba and once I wasn't reading it, everything was A-okay.
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