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It’s a measure of how fucked-up I’ve been that I keep purchasing granola even though I’ve got a massive surplus of oats, honey, and cinnamon right now.

It is a thing I normally cook all the time. It’s basically my easiest frequently-used-recipe. But I am buying overpriced boxes of it at the store. Problems.

Welp, I guess I am getting a new computer after all

Given that mine is trying to burn the house down and some shit.

I am thinking of this one? Suggestions of something cheaper which will achieve the goal of Will Run Inquisition are welcome.

Serious video game problems.

So obviously the canonical DA2 ending is the one with the most bad conversations and avoidable emotional strife, so Hawke should hatefuck Anders and then tell him and Sebastian both to fuck off.

But I like the Isabela romance best; she just seems like the best fit for sarcastic!Hawke, in terms of emotional maturity and tidily-convergent personal histories.

But I also do not want to break Isabela and Fenris up, because they’re pretty adorable together?

But I also also do not want Fenris to be by himself post-game, because that is his whole Positive Character Arc, being able to feel a sense of belonging in this awful little social group?

But Isabela also feels exactly the same way, she’s just somehow even more brain-fucked than the amnesiac elf and never quite expresses it openly?

Basically, it should be possible for Hawke, Isabela, and Fenris to all be married simultaneously post-game. Like Hawke’s insistence on also making out with Anders sometimes was the only thing that stood in the way of this triple-marriage, and now that he’s fucked off they can be happily self-destructive shitheads on Isabela’s boat together.

(Has anyone written fanfic for this)

#also agender hawke should be possible #afab so as to have grumpy half-elf babies #who will turn out to be mages #causing fenris brain problems #isabela wants to use them to blow up qunari #'let's go find merrill to train our children in how to wreck shit' #hawke is like 'maybe not merrill but yeah that sounds okay' #fenris climbs up in the crow's nest and doesn't come down for like days #urinates on isabela's head and stuff

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I thought I was feeling better today but now I am dizzy for no reason. Bullshit.

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I don’t ever know what the fuck is going on but I know where the cat is, I put a jingly collar on him.

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I’m at my parents’ house because I got dizzy enough I was worried I’d fall in the house by myself like a much older version of myself who probably owns more cats.

They both came over to poke at me initially, and I gave dad the laser pointer to keep him occupied because he was standing by the bed looking sad and going “what do you want me to do honey. What do you want me to do. What do you want me to do.”

#'entertain the cat'

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If I die of something stupid my grave needs to say “this is such bullshit”.