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Homestuck upd8.
Thank god.
(I think.)
(I think.)
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Okay, Johnrezi is cute and everything, and it does kinda validate my old John Erases Gamzee And Replaces Him Post-Retcon theory. But I will forever resent it for not being Roserezi.
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Congratulations, Tumblr user blurds. All your fondest desires are being made reality (assuming that Homestuck does exist and is not just a lengthy hallucination I’m having).
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JAKE: Ill be like... Mr nonrom sansplat... Or... Oh horsenoodles there has to be terminology that more effectively consolidates my present understanding of myself into a coherent identity i can get enthusiastic about.
God.
JAKE: Maybe the troll lingo has the answers. Or maybe im pioneering some sort of... shadow quadrant system?? Ooh lordy wouldnt that be a swift kick in the netherdumplings.
JAKE: What do you think tavvyboy should i take my idea to the troll patent office and make a mint?
TAVROSPRITE: i DON'T THINK WE HAVE A THING LIKE THAT,
TAVROSPRITE: aLSO,
TAVROSPRITE: aLL OF MY PEOPLE ARE EXTINCT, aND MY PLANET IS BADLY EXPLODED,
God.
TAVROSPRITE: aND EVEN THOUGH i DON'T HAVE MANY TALENTS OR BATTLE SKILLS, oR INTELLIGENCE, oR DISCERNIBLE POSITIVE QUALITIES,
TAVROSPRITE: oNE THING i THINK i'M GOOD AT THAT PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE,
TAVROSPRITE: iS MAKING NEW FRIENDS, wHO DON'T KNOW MY FLAWS YET, }:)
JAKE: Yeah...
JAKE: Yeah!
JAKE: Cheese and crackers tavvers what an inspirational little spiel that just was.
Yeah, this is the worst conversation in Homestuck. We've found it. It's this one here.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: I detect that you may have been toyed with and disrespected by none other than the supreme puppeteer of unrepentant horseshit himself.
Calm down, Hussie. Swallow this button. It's a cure for bad self-esteems and toxic ironiesnity.
God.
JAKE: Maybe the troll lingo has the answers. Or maybe im pioneering some sort of... shadow quadrant system?? Ooh lordy wouldnt that be a swift kick in the netherdumplings.
JAKE: What do you think tavvyboy should i take my idea to the troll patent office and make a mint?
TAVROSPRITE: i DON'T THINK WE HAVE A THING LIKE THAT,
TAVROSPRITE: aLSO,
TAVROSPRITE: aLL OF MY PEOPLE ARE EXTINCT, aND MY PLANET IS BADLY EXPLODED,
God.
TAVROSPRITE: aND EVEN THOUGH i DON'T HAVE MANY TALENTS OR BATTLE SKILLS, oR INTELLIGENCE, oR DISCERNIBLE POSITIVE QUALITIES,
TAVROSPRITE: oNE THING i THINK i'M GOOD AT THAT PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE,
TAVROSPRITE: iS MAKING NEW FRIENDS, wHO DON'T KNOW MY FLAWS YET, }:)
JAKE: Yeah...
JAKE: Yeah!
JAKE: Cheese and crackers tavvers what an inspirational little spiel that just was.
Yeah, this is the worst conversation in Homestuck. We've found it. It's this one here.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: I detect that you may have been toyed with and disrespected by none other than the supreme puppeteer of unrepentant horseshit himself.
Calm down, Hussie. Swallow this button. It's a cure for bad self-esteems and toxic ironiesnity.
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1) Okay, where's Aradia? Is it Aradia Time yet? I feel like it should be nearly Aradia Time.
2) Also, potentially Aranea Time.
3) Going back to Sad Striders: they're going to be really-super fucked up about it if they get Bro Vibes/AR Vibes from Union Jack, aren't they?
3a) Wait, how did Dave get his unspellable Welsh sword back in this timeline? Jade had to re-alchemize it for him before, right?
2) Also, potentially Aranea Time.
3) Going back to Sad Striders: they're going to be really-super fucked up about it if they get Bro Vibes/AR Vibes from Union Jack, aren't they?
3a) Wait, how did Dave get his unspellable Welsh sword back in this timeline? Jade had to re-alchemize it for him before, right?
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Meenah and (Vriska)'s relationship summed up:
They are really good at being American teenagers, a job whose skillset is FEAR, PAIN, AND FUTILITY.
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FYI
Andrew Hussie definitely does not have any goddamn thematic reason for the Welsh-vs-English thing, and for all we know may in fact believe Wales to be some kind of horse.
So you're not allowed to write Homestuck meta involving any form of historical or contemporary Anglo-Welsh conflict whatsoever. This is literally illegal.
So you're not allowed to write Homestuck meta involving any form of historical or contemporary Anglo-Welsh conflict whatsoever. This is literally illegal.
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Unironic statement:
Good job declining to cop out on this one, Hussie. I was worried you didn't have it in you.
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I’m glad we’re getting all our Earthbound references squared away here. Calliope is Paula and she’s going to lead us in prayer for Homestuck to finally end.
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The important issues
I want Vriska to fall hopelessly in love/hate with alt!Calliope who is indifferent and mildly put off. Dialog resulting from situation should comprise most of the updates surrounding the final battle.
Jesus, Rose.
You know damn well what you're supposed to do, you're supposed to SPRITE-MERGE WITH YOUR DOOMED ALT-SELF AGAIN COME ON