You And All Your Communist Friends

[snarp]

I was trying to find the lyrics to the See Colin Slash song of this title, and discovered this amazing how-to guide:

How to Be Okay with Having a Communist Friend

Edited by Mike Massaroli, Sondra C, Mike Morris, Richard and 10 others

Worried that you are beginning to hate one of your friends or family members because they have told you that they are a Communist?

Steps

1) Understand that you don't have to agree with them. Many people are pro-capitalism, and that's fine.

2) Show respect to any Communists you know. Don't constantly criticize their beliefs. They have the same rights of opinions as you do.

3) Learn about the history of persecution of communists in the Red Scares[1] and McCarthyism[2].

Okay but like, what about the libertarians. What about those.

Tell those shitfucks to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea, here's a bucket.

Okay.

Comments

[starlady]

Maybe I am sleep-deprived, but this is gold.

[snarp]

I am also sleep-deprived, so I can't say for sure, either.