The dwarves know exactly what they're doing.

[snarp]

"This object is a chestnut splint. It is decorated with well-crafted oak. This object menaces with spikes of finely-crafted prase opal. On the item is a well-designed image of saguaros in emerald."

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[inkbug]

What is this from, exactly?

[sophisted]

Does it, like, mean a splint armor or a bone splint? Do the dwarves realize opal is one of the softest gemstones? Someone is menacing in their...wooden...armor (or cast!) pretty facetiously.