Warcraft is not real.

[snarp]

And sometimes this is unfortunate, because if it were, all we'd need to do about the hurricane would be this: I could go kite Malfurion over to the eye, and some Alliance person could do the same to Thrall, and they'd probably deal with it before they started fighting each other.

I'm sure Anderson Cooper would report on this in a neutral manner, without letting his elven heritage bias him.

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[mikkeneko]

They might not even fight each other, really. Thrall isn't warchief any more, and Malfurion might or might not respect his girlfriend's "hey we saved the world with this dude, he's cool," I don't really know what their relationship's like.