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Ouran High School Gray Warden Club

No, that name doesn’t sound good

Anyway, Alistair’s Tamaki, DAO female protag is Haruhi, Morrigan is Kyouya, Leliana and Zevran are the twins. Templars are the football team, mages are the Zuka club.

# I guess shale is honey? # if so sten's probably mori # I don't know what to do with Wynne though # oghren is... kasunoda? # anders is certainly nekozawa

The Enigma of Kirkwall

Lead in the water supply, probably.

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None of this would have had to happen if they had just let Anders keep his cat.

It’s DOG

So all the DA2 characters have a personal specialization with character-relevant skills described like this:

Experienced Hand - This isn’t Isabela’s first dance. And it won’t be her last.

Veneer of Calm - Fenris maintains an appearance of calm, but it is only a facade. Every wound he takes stirs at his deeply buried resentment, increasing his attack damage.

Kickback - As a merchant prince, Varric knows that sometimes you need a well-placed bribe, and sometimes you need a well-placed bolt.

Thick Skin - Long years on the front lines have made Aveline unusually… durable.

And then there’s Hawke. This is her whole personal skill tree.

Dog - Hawke yells at the dog.

Fucking Kentuckian.