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*flushes Anders down the toilet*

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I am definitely going to die any second now.

Dad cc’ed a bunch of people on this lengthy email he sent to a reporter.

-do not wish to be quoted but I have always regarded [name] as the most deceitful and corrupt [person] I have ever encountered-His talents lie in his ability to be a brilliant and charismatic master of deception - and the desire of those who could have held him accountable-to choose to ingratiate themselves to him instead.. The big three skeletons that are all to various extent public record are as follows-

He forgot to actually send it to the reporter.

A hundred thousand times every single day.

me to the cat: Honey, what are you doing over there?

cat: *ignores me, stolidly continues doing what he is doing*

me: *figures it out*

me: Oh my god what you are doing is so stupid you stupid fucking cat

me: *is doing something with long-term consequences which are way worse or will be in a minute*

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I feel less fucked up today, but that’s still, you know, extremely fucked up even by ordinary standards? ( Read more... )

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I appreciate that the DA2 companions only come over to visit your dog. “Hawke fuck off I see more than enough of you already.”

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I envy persons for whom drunkenness is a pleasant state, or at least an anaesthetic one. It makes me sleepy, angry, and paranoid, and I already am all of those things all of the time.

It is three-fifteen PM, I am not intoxicated, I am just thinking about this for some reason.

I can’t drive safely right now due to shakiness/shiteyes so I just called and asked Mom to stop at the store and get me some me high-calorie high-protein canned foods because I’m only eating once a day or so. I then had to specify what foods this meant because she is in her fifties and still doesn’t know anything about human or animal nutrition. This is Kentucky, we’re in an abusive relationship with lard, we know it’s an abusive one but we can’t explain why, we use the word “trashy?” The problem with this relationship is not the socioeconomic iconography associated with the food, but part of the problem is that we think it is.

That’s not actually why I was thinking about booze, it’s an unrelated thought. This is a bad post.

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I absolutely cannot forgive Anders for being a piece of shit to Fenris, is obviously the big problem, but also he’s still an entitled manipulative little creep even in the scenes in which he is most emotionally vulnerable. This is straight-up ingrained. Justice can’t you fix the problem.