1) Okay, where's Aradia? Is it Aradia Time yet? I feel like it should be nearly Aradia Time.

2) Also, potentially Aranea Time.

3) Going back to Sad Striders: they're going to be really-super fucked up about it if they get Bro Vibes/AR Vibes from Union Jack, aren't they?

3a) Wait, how did Dave get his unspellable Welsh sword back in this timeline? Jade had to re-alchemize it for him before, right?

Good job declining to cop out on this one, Hussie. I was worried you didn't have it in you.

Caliborn is self-parody, and his actions reflect/foreshadow Andrew Hussie's actions. Like,

Caliborn drew a webcomic that mocks its readers, Hussie drew a bigger one.

Caliborn killed a sweet innocent girl, Hussie killed a bunch of those.

Caliborn wanted to play a game, what the hell is Homestuck even in the first place, does anyone remember.

Caliborn did a Kickstarter to fund the 3D version of his grand vision; Caliborn is "all over the timeline" and expects everyone to keep up with him; Caliborn likes "shitty twists"; Caliborn reads Calliope-The-Representation-Of-Fandom's fanfic and gets into it and then, in shame, tries desperately to ironically detach himself from this accidental empathy through satire, *coughing fit*

And Caliborn made the Trickster shit happen, and Hussie...

We can't say we weren't warned about this.

What am I gonna do if Trainery Vriska becomes canon guys

What am I gonna do

:/

I appreciate that the notes on the Vriska post are presently evenly split between

"PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE TRUE"

and

"PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE"

Homestuck is at war with itself, as Homestuck has always been at war with itself.

I was told to make the pictures for the update look rough and unfinished on purpose (still not sure why, if those are supposed to be photos and not drawings though), and I assume other artists were told the same.

- xamag-homestuck

I wonder what the reason for this could have been!

"She is the best character, and you wish you were her. Oh wait, you are her! Your wish has been granted. Probably as a special boon for being so great at everything."

Okay, you're gonna depict us the utopian world of Scourgecest, fine. I accept this.

But why was none of that art by Tangarang.

Andrew Hussie did not feel like fucking around with Blender or some shit for the three-dees. He went to the store and got Play-Doh. Fuck your Blender or some shit, for the three-dees.

omg