Crap.

[snarp]

I dreamed someone on LiveJournal was talking about Golden Sun's terrible dialog and plot and said, "But if you can make it to just past the halfway point in The Lost Age, everything changes completely. I can't tell you what happens - no, not even under a cut, because it is just that mind-blowing - but I will say that the dialog is suddenly awesome and hilarious." And I ran to find my game.

And I awoke and found me here,

On the cold hill’s side.