Thank you, AO3 users who stick an "F/F" tag on every single one of their fics

[snarp]

on the very solid basis that they aren't AUs without any women.

I know that you guys don't get enough appreciation for your egregious bullshit, so in thanks, I will be posting a few hundred femslash drabbles and marking them "M/M" because at some point a goat is heard bleating.

This sound effect, obviously, implies the presence of Dirk Strider's robot. The robot is gay.

Comments

[eptified]

Snarp, why am I unable to view your gay moon vampires

[snarp]

Because I screwed up! Try it now.