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[snarp]

Are KFC buckets going to hold up okay in landfills and stuff? Like, for future historians. Because if they don't, the future historians are going to be super-confused by the phrase "pick up a bucket of chicken." They'll be pretty sure chicken doesn't literally mean chicken and buckets don't literally mean buckets, in that context. On the face of it, the phrase doesn't make sense.

Basically I'm saying that we need to bronze a KFC bucket, for the future.

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[onyxlynx]

But then they'll posit that we bronzed every bucket.

(Mind you, I am that reader who believes that Stephen King books will need footnotes for esoteric cultural references, and then footnotes for the footnotes. Future archeologists, even with all the documentation, will get some things spectacularly Wrong, and I'm just sorry I won't be here to watch.)