snarp | (no subject)

I bet when we cut back to Kanaya and Karkat, Kanaya is sitting on Jade's quest bed with a grumpy expression, impatiently insisting that Karkat either kill her (impossible) or go away.

KANAYA: Karkat I Cannot Kill Myself While You Are Watching

KANAYA: It Is A Private Thing Okay

KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Then Jade teleports in in a nostalgically Jack-ish way and solves the problem for them.

KARKAT: JADE NO WHAT THE FUCK!

JADE: omg karkat she was sitting on the magic space bed! i am pretty sure that this was a consensual murder.

JADE: you're just mad because i am more badass than you are, as always! >:B

KARKAT: NO, DAMNIT, THAT'S NOT TRUE! I MEAN OKAY, PART OF THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE, BUT NOT THE WHOLE THING! OH GOD I AM JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT THAT IS GRUBSAUCE AGAIN, OH GOD OH MOTHERFUCK -

JADE: i think you are probably doing your aspect wrong somehow right now. :/

KANAYA: Yes It Got Kind Of Old On The Meteor To Be Honest

JADE: have you drunk a lot of his blood? how does it taste??? >:B

KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

KANAYA: We Will Discuss This At Some Point When You Are Not Evil