The neighbors are trying to drive me insane.

[snarp]

Becquerel has been secured by a leash from his collar to a low-hanging zipline, permitting him to travel back and forth in a straight line across their yard very fast. When I first saw this I was half-asleep without my glasses on, and thought that the loop securing the leash to the zipline was a tiny UFO that was permanently hovering directly over his head.

I'm sorry about the loss of your dignity, Becquerel. I'm so sorry that your owners attached you to a zipline because I told them you weren't allowed to come into our house and move our shoes to new places anymore.

You are all still ridiculous, though.

EDIT:

GRAPHICAL DEPICTION OF WHAT THE NEIGHBORS HAVE DONE



EDIT 2: Making this public because this is stupid.

Comments

[metaphortunate]

Awww, poor dog!