I think I need to hide some of my father's CDs.

[snarp]

The music produced by the entity known as "Zac Brown Band" is like if an extraterrestrial musician spent a couple of hours hanging around in a Wal-Mart in the south and went "okay, I now know this region's culture thoroughly," and wrote some country songs. This thematically incoherent and yet mysteriously patronizing music is the first wave of his race's impending invasion, and embedded in it are subliminal messages intended to soften us up. "CEASE REPRODUCTION," "EMBRACE YOUR CULLING," etc.

This song is also basically a hate crime against the entire nation of Mexico, as well as wherever "the islands" are supposed to be.

In conclusion, when is Chris Pureka going to do another album? Ever?