snarp: small cute androgynous android crossing arms and looking very serious (Sechs)
Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2012-04-10 07:55 pm

Dad says inappropriate stuff.

Dad: Can I have two cookies?

Me: Okay.

Dad: No, bring them to me?

Me: No. You must actually stand up if you want some cookies.

Dad: Oh, no, honey, I can't, I can't. I ruptured my Achilles, I can't get up.

Me: You can't rupture that.

Dad: I ruptured my Achilles! I can't get up!

Me: You can't rupture a tendon.

Dad: Well, I hurt it. I hurt my back, I've got an anaphalaxis, a paralysis -

Mom: Just go get the cookie if you want it, dear.

Me: If you want a cookie, you have to get up.

Dad: I can't, I haven't had my Levitra.

Mom: Oh, no.

Me: Dad!

-

Later:

Dad: I'd love a cookie right now.

Me: Then get up and get one.

Dad: No, I stood up and I got really dizzy and I had a... a Prometheus.

Me: You had the guy who stole fire from the gods.

Dad: Yes.
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[personal profile] yeloson 2012-04-11 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Your dad stories are amusing, if only because it's like a less problematic version of my dad.
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[personal profile] jinian 2012-04-11 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Who knew Levitra enabled actual levitation?

(Dying over Prometheus.)
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[personal profile] kaigou 2012-04-11 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
You dad sounds like a real hoot.
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[personal profile] vass 2012-04-11 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Actually you can rupture an Achilles tendon. My father did that a few months ago. He had to have it surgically reattached, was on bed rest for weeks, then in a rocker boot and on crutches since then. He's now reached the point where he can go from his study to the front door without the crutches, but he still needs one crutch to get downstairs.

Can I have a cookie?
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[personal profile] estara 2012-04-11 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that he can take himself not seriously. My dad can't do that AT ALL. Makes life difficult.