I figured it out.

[snarp]

The other day I dreamed that Darth Vader was dating this magical forest pixie with pink hair and round pink jewels embedded in her arms, and Luke was like "Dad what" because she was his ex. (I don't know, okay.) Vader left the pixie girl, and she was sad. She died, and later on, so did he.

The pixie girl was reincarnated as a crow - you could tell it was her because she still had pink jewels on her wings - and landed on a branch looking as sad as you can when you are a bejeweled crow. (Pretty sad.) Then a crow with black plastic on its wings landed next to her. Awww.

I woke up and spent the whole day wondering what that was all about. Okay, so the pixie with her round gems is probably supposed to be one of those fairies from Gunnerkrigg Court with the round marks on them. Why is she getting together with Vader? And if Vader's getting reincarnated at all, I can see why "crow" might spring to mind, but why did these two get reincarnated? I don't think that's a thing in either Gunnerkrigg or Star Wars. I had no idea.

I just figured it out, though! It was a dream about Radical Dreamers, because I'd been playing Chrono Trigger. Vader was Magus and the pixie was Lucca. Sorry I made you into a passive sparkly pixie, Lucca. In my defense, though, the crap that game put you through was at least as bad.

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[gb]

One of the funniest things I've read all month

[inkbug]

This reminds me of the dream I had earlier this week about being stalked through my GaiaOnline (of all websites) account by a homicidal maniac and being chased through what I can only assume were the streets of a nameless Central European city with a lot of sun shining and birds singing and bloody walls (no, no, literally there was a lot of blood). I blame it on diverging from my usual Chinese take-away order and going to sleep right after eating it.

[metaphortunate]

Goddamn, I love your dreams.

[darkelf105]

Lol! Also, yay Gunnerkrigg Court! I just started reading that!