Things I Use Frequently That Were Clearly Designed By Idiots Or Villains

[snarp]

1) A Blackberry Pearl.

2) phpMyAdmin.

3) A garlic press I got at Wal-Mart for $4.

The garlic press is the only one of these things whose behavior I think is really excusable. Blackberry Pearl, you are an expensive product which a lot of people worked on, and some of them had to have been at least moderately intelligent. Why are you terrible in every conceivable way? Why do none of your functions ever work without fiddling, and why do a lot of them not work even with fiddling? Why do you always misspell my name?

I have this phone because Dad got a Torch and didn't need it anymore. The Torch isn't really much better.

Comments

[tessercat]

As a fix for #3: The Garlic Chop - Best Kitchen Gadget EVER. Super easy to use, super easy to clean (rinse immediately after use). It has increased our household fresh garlic consumption 100-fold compared to the squeeze type. Seriously. Also much easier on hands prone to fumbles or accidentally pinching fingers.