I swear I wasn't looking for this.

[snarp]

I was looking at shaving soap on Etsy (for no good reason; I am amply-supplied with shaving soap) and found this:

TWILIGHT INSPIRED-EDWARD-FOAMING BATH, SHOWER, SHAVING and MOISTURIZING SHAMPOO JAR SOAP ENRICHED with GOAT MILK, LUSCIOUS SHEA BUTTER,and OILS- PARABEN FREE - 9oz

.

I especially like the cow on the label.

(I feel the need, at this point, to warn thegeekgene that SHOULD YOU BUY ME THIS I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.)

I then did what I assume most people would do, and did a search for "Twilight" filtering for bath and beauty products. In this manner, I found some eyeshadow that was aimed more at my particular demographic:

Mewtwo - Loose Vegan Mineral Eyeshadow - Full Size



It is part of the "Super Effective" collection, which also includes Team Rocket and Hyperbeam. The "Legends" collection offers such classic shades as Ganondorf, Octorok, and Small Key.

I am firmly within the "idiot" demographic, by the way. I'm not sure if you knew that.

Comments

[darkelf105]

I would totally buy those pokemon themed eyeshadows. Particularly the vileplume and the squirtle...just saying.

[snarp]

If I were in the market for eyeshadow I would already have done so. (She should branch out into perfumes! Then she'd totally have me.)

[azurelunatic]

I have, to my everlasting shame and deliciousness, lavender-clove "neck balm" from Washington State (near Forks).

[holyschist]

I am saddened by the lack of sparkle in the Edward shaving soap.

[kaigou]

Oh, it's good to see I'm not the only one who had that reaction.

[snarp]

This one addresses that problem.

[holyschist]

*weep*

[ide_cyan]

There's a cow in the background image, but that's a goat on the label.

If the product were really on theme it ought to be sheep's milk, what with the irresistible freesia-scented lamb.