Supernatural Creatures That Haven't Been The Love Interest In A Paranormal Romance Novel Yet

[snarp]

leprechauns

yetis (the Jonathan Coulton song doesn't count)

krakens

fauns

orcs (I'm working on this one.)

abumi-guchi, or any other tsukumogami

hungry ghosts

a guy who stepped on a crack and broke his mother's back

Jews. The kind who drink the blood of Christian children to cure themselves of those tails they were born with, I mean.

Catholic Saints

lawn gnomes

Santa Claus

Comments

[snarp]

See, I knew I had to be tempting fate with that one, but I went ahead and put it in anyway...

[holyschist]

I suspect many of these are tempting fate (or the publishing industry). After all, there's a YA novel with a troll hero....

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

And Shrek, of course.