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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2010-04-19 03:12 am

Every time you post about Nalini Singh, an angel kills a baby.

The Amazon synopsis of Archangel's Kiss, the second book in Nalini Singh's skeevy "Angels make vampires" series:

Vampire hunter Elena Deveraux wakes from a year-long coma to find that she has become an angel-and that her lover, the stunningly dangerous archangel Raphael, likes having her under his control. But almost immediately, Raphael must ready Elena for a flight to Beijing, to attend a ball thrown by the archangel Lijuan. Ancient and without conscience, Lijuan's power lies with the dead. And she has organized the most perfect and most vicious of welcomes for Elena...


How many horrifying things can you find in that synopsis? How many horrifying things in each sentence? It's like a quickly-scribbled draft for the Problematic Paranormal Romance Drinking Game.

It's hilarious that Raphael is "stunningly dangerous," rather than "terrifyingly dangerous" or "stunningly gorgeous," as the layperson might expect. In paranormal romances, it is a matter of course that these concepts be conflated! My fondness for the genre shames me.

I actually find myself very reluctant to read paranormals recently, because I find that some writers internalize this a little too much. The point at which it becomes particularly troubling is when an author wants her hero to be a Sexy Monster, but puts all her energy into the Monster part and then expects the reader, using her knowledge of the genre, to extrapolate the sexy.

From what's in the text of the first book, Raphael's just a sociopath who happens to have pretty wings. There's not really much in there to redeem all the horrible stuff he does. He was going to kill a baby because the girl wouldn't do what he wanted, and it is my position that pretty wings do not make up for this.

But because he's a paranormal romance hero, people read him through the lens of other, superficially similar characters, and so absolve him of his villainy, assuming that, per genre requirements, he shall absolve himself by the end of the book. That he failed to do so is, pitted against the overwhelming weight of genre formula, a mere technicality.

(Anyway, I've decided that in my awesome paranormal romance, there's going to be an ancient evil that has a seal on it and they stupidly unseal it and the ancient evil will be the heroine. It is subversive because ordinarily we expect the ancient evil to be the hero, right?

Paranormal romances are so bad.)
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[personal profile] holyschist 2010-04-19 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
You read these books so we don't have to! It is like a (hilarious, yet painful) public service.
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[personal profile] holyschist 2010-04-19 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...heh, fair enough.

[identity profile] darkelf105.livejournal.com 2010-04-19 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I would read your paranormal romance. I think the world needs more vicious and psychopathic female leads. one of my co-workers is writing a book and her heroine pounds a man's skull in with a bucket and doesn't feel a lick of shame for doing so. Although I am ashamed of myself, I still loved it.
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[personal profile] meganbmoore 2010-04-20 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Did I mention that I got 2 of the PsyChangeling books at the booksale a couple weeks ago?
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[personal profile] reileen 2010-04-20 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I would totally read your paranormal romance. :Db