I offended an extremely vain deer just now.

[snarp]

She mostly just kept eating while I was standing there messing with the camera, but when I started to put it away, she pranced off up the hill.



The little table in front of her seems to be a deer feeder set up by whoever lives in a house that's to the right - the deer was obviously pretty used to coming there to eat, and didn't pay any attention to the cars going by.

There was also something else behind the tree there, which I thought at first might be a baby deer, but I don't think it quite moved right for that. It was hard to tell how big it was - maybe it was a rabbit or a groundhog, maybe it was a dog that was for some reason okay with deer.

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Yeah, well, I saw a RACCOON. Looked me right in the eye, it did. Then it ran away.

It was a big raccoon, too. It might have been the same one that threatened to jump on my head and claw my eyes out last year.

[snarp]

Raccoons are SMART and CUNNING and they sit on the heads of dogs to drown them!

And you *laughed* when Mom and I screamed at that raccoon hanging over the door that one time. It was only natural. I'd been playing dangerous amounts of Mario, and therefore was highly aware of the strange supernatural powers conferred by attractive striped tails.

[snarp]

Also, your recent icons indicate that YOU CARE ABOUT THE SEXUALITY OF COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS.

I should start chanting "one of us" or something. Would you care for some... *Deadpool/Cable fluff-fic*? Perhaps some *Sandman femslash*?