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Andrew Hussie did not feel like fucking around with Blender or some shit for the three-dees. He went to the store and got Play-Doh. Fuck your Blender or some shit, for the three-dees.

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I found one of those automated laser cat toys for $10, but 1) I had to spend like twenty minutes banging it on stuff to get it to start working, and 2) now that it is working, it's really loud.

It's distracting Buoyancy from his habitual acts of property damage without any input from me, though, so I guess it was a good purchase.

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me: why am i so dizzy, this is unacceptable, and largely, bad

*passes by mirror, is briefly confused by own face*

me: Oh, right, the glasses thing.

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I was honestly kind of disappointed that I didn't need a shaved spot of significant size the first time I needed my head cut open. It would have given me an excuse to shave my head! One needs an excuse to do that, you understand.

But maybe I'll need surgery again, and maybe this time I'll have my chance! If so, I'm going to get several awful $8 anime wigs in varying unlikely colors and spikiness-levels. It's the only way.