The price I pay for looking slightly less exactly like I did at age fourteen.

[snarp]

I kind of wish oil cleansing didn't work as well as it does. It takes a long time, I have to be careful doing laundry because the oily washcloths can't go in the same load as everything else, and if I do it at the sink I have to take my shirt off in the cold bathroom to keep it from getting oil-stained. When I do it in the shower I end up spraying down and scrubbing the bottom of the tub every time, because I hate the feeling of the oil on my feet.

Damn you, olive oil. Damn you for almost completely clearing up my zits. Why do you do this to me.