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[snarp]

There in the dim light of the candles, he was settled atop the stairway banister, hunched in on himself, his eyes bright and fevered. She remembered, unwillingly, disbelievingly, what Prasit - Prasit, the were-betta, the ancient enemy of Egberd's clan, had told her:

"Beware the midnight screeching," he had said.

"It's super annoying."

- my were-budgie book, to be the first installment in my hit The Alphas of PetSmart series, which a person has inspired me to write. That person will regret this.

Comments

[jinian]

You realize you're going to make bank.

[snarp]

I'm pretty sure I don't need to do any research before starting this, right? Anyway, book three is about long hamsters. How did they get so long? Moon magic, probably.

[jinian]

The only thing I can't decide about the long hamsters link is whether those people were really taken in by the obvious, obvious trolling, or whether they were faking. I... I think they were fooled. HOW

[starlady]

WHERE IS THE KICKSTARTER

[rachelmanija]

Let me know when you're ready to publish. ;)