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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2014-03-24 01:39 pm
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me vs the snake island documentary

"When we explained that we wanted to go to snake island, people told us"

Me: "That it's full of snakes, why the fuck do you want to go on snake island"

"The ship's captain came highly-recommended and has many years of experience"

Me: "However on closer examination, he is a bunch of snakes working together to operate a pair of pants"

"We asked him if he had any advice for us while we're on the island"

Me: ""Don't go on snake island it's full of snakes, I mean I am snakes and I don't want to go on snake island""

"On stepping onto Snake Island, we were surprised to find that"

Me: "The earth itself was snakes, many millions of lashing snakes. And it always had been"

"On the horizon we saw an ominous sight"

Me: "The very sun had become a snake"
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[personal profile] ajnabieh 2014-03-24 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I will now believe this is EXACTLY what happened, because awesome is better than truth in many ways.