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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2014-02-14 03:44 pm

Conversations with my dad.

Dad: Sarah! Emergency! Help! Help!

Me: With what?

Dad: Emergency! Emergency! Very bad! Help!

Me: Did the dogs do something?

Dad: Help me!

Me: What did the dogs do? Oh, they found another carcass.

Dad: No, honey, it's really bad, it's an emergency -

Me: Yeah, that's a jawbone, they've brought back three of those -

Dad: It's a jawbone! It's got teeth on it! It's very bad, where did they get it?!

Me: From a discarded skull from someone dressing deer, maybe! It's not like this is the first time they've done this!

Dad: Where are they finding them, is someone just cutting deer up in the hills?! Oh, no!

Me: Please do not put the jawbone in the kitchen garbage. Don't throw the bloody towel agh!

*He throws the bloody towel at me.*

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