But that's a lot of money! You can't just buy a keiretsu that easily! It's impossible! (I mean, I wouldn't be totally surprised if someone told me France's GNP was lower than that of any single keiretsu at some point in the 80's, and I bet there aren't actually any French companies that could afford it either!) I took a class on this and I have too high a fever to be reasonable about it!

...where can one find Ouran doujinshi, do you know?