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I think someone other than me must have succeeded in rounding up the local stray cats. I haven't seen Tux, Yellow Calico, or Black Cat Who Came Into The House That One Time in at least a month, and now I'm seeing chipmunks on the porch. Had Tux or Yellow been on patrol recently, they wouldn't dare.

Next-day update: Like an hour after I posted this a fluffy big-headed tabby I’d never seen before tried to bust through the back door. This is my power.