I just made the mistake of ordering two eggs "sunny side up" at Waffle House. They were quite wet. It was sad.

That was a lovely story, wasn't it?

The take-away: That's no egg; it's a hat! The "pie" reminds me of a ham sandwich. Or, like, a toasted half-sub with lettuce hanging over the side.

You know it's bad when you analyze the details of a sandwich.

Happy February 11th.