Watching the dog show on TV

[snarp]

Dad: Oh - oh, honey, look - look - is that a Saint, there, is that a Saint Bernard -

Mom: That's a Welsh Corgi, dear -

Dad: - I know that's - I know I know I know I know! I'm not a complete idiot!

Me: Dad, did you just let the dogs lick the food off your shirt!?

Dad: ...yes.