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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2006-10-31 12:07 am

My Offensive Workplace

"Oh, he might not be a thief. He might just have stolen something."

"You know, once or twice, on the side. That doesn't make him a thief."

"It's like how I'm not a congressman, I just sometimes make laws, and molest -"

"You just sometimes sexually explicit text messages to minors?"

"Sure, sometimes! Doesn't mean I'm a congressman..."