The new antidepressants apparently give me auditory hallucinations.

[snarp]

I'm not ruling out the possibility that I'm being stalked by a demonic piccolo player and bassist, but it seems unlikely. Because why would those two even be hanging out together? And I thought demons preferred violins. Violins for demons, pianos for ghosts. These are the rules which anime has taught me about Western Christian folklore, and I expect my personal demons to stick to them.

Also I'm up at four AM because I can't sleep.