The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas Conquerers, Chapter 2 (Homestuck Fanfic)

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The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas Conquerers, Spattered With The Viscera Of Its Weak And Decadent People, Chapter 2:

"Karkat, please sit up. Where did all these romance novels come from?"

"One, no, I will not sit up, I will lie on this cold metal floor shaking my fist ineffectually at existence as a general concept for as long as I fucking like, fuck you very much. And two, obviously I get trashy fiction every time Gamzee's ancestor bashes my head in. This is like Mystical Fucking Clown Powers 101, get a pen."

"I'm sorry, I guess that my schoolfeeding did not include that course. Why did Kurloz bash your head in?"

"Because he's a fucking mime!"