Reviews of Young Adult Novels, Non-Fake Chapter 7 (Homestuck Fanfic)

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Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle, Non-Fake Chapter 7:

tt: Well, she was ordering anticoagulant, dog repellent, Pokemon Tyrian, and some chainsaw chains, which is just about the most ominous list of things you can order on eBay.

TT: You know, I never really saw my audience as including people on the run from the law and in need of chainsaws. I've always sort of viewed them as an overheated, seething mass of teenagers with firm opinions on network television.

TT: So, this makes me feel a bit callow.

tt: Your mom's in your audience.

TT: She's just weird.