snarp | Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Chapter 5 (Homestuck Fanfic)

Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle, Chapter 5:

TG: so spill it what is weird here

TT: This is a procedure which I kind of wish you'd retire. I have no idea what's "weird" about my timeline.

TT: It's the one I live in. I think it's very mundane.

TG: bullshit you know what the other daves have been surprised about

TT: Yes, but not every me does. Some of me are being contacted by temporally mislaid Daves for the first time.

TG: yeah and the first time davers totally always say

TG: hi alternate dave

TG: here is some stuff other alternate daves have said to me

TG: you know my own personal rose does not give me shit like this at all ever

TT: That is a lie.

TG: yeah

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