Reason Not To Start Smoking Number Zillion

[snarp]

Me: Did the vacuum cleaner overheat or something?

Mom: What?

Me: Something smells really bad in here.

Mom: *sniff*

Mom: It does smell a little weird, doesn't it...

Mom: *regards bacon she's frying*

Me: Okay, I don't think that's good...

Mom: *leans over to smell more carefully, makes face I've been making since I entered the room*

Mom: Yeah. This is definitely bad.