I am helpful.

[snarp]

Mom: I'm going to have to give a little speech about democracy and what it means to me. What should I say?

Me: Democracy is what separates us from dictatorships like World of Warcraft. It is what prevents Garrosh Hellscream from becoming Warchief.

Mom: I'm afraid that my audience may be unable to appreciate the subtleties of that. Such as they are.

Me: I mean, for one thing, the guy's name is Garrosh Hellscream.

Mom: Yeah, there's that.

Comments

[yeloson]

I always like to compare it to the difference between what we have and Thunderdome. But then again, I like to compare a lot of things to Thunderdome. And I have the feeling that simple laws in rhymed couplets might be a little too appealing to most folks right now.