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WHAT DID I DO TO MY BACK
(It hurts.)

...Well, my name's pretty hard to spell... oh, annnnd I wrote an apocrypha once! No one ever reads the Gospel of Puddin' the Saddest Little Penguin, but let me tell you, they are missing out on some good stuff. (Spoilers: Puddin' loves you and was snapped up by a pelican for your sins!)

Jerkface fence.

...Well, my name's pretty hard to spell... oh, annnnd I wrote an apocrypha once! No one ever reads the Gospel of Puddin' the Saddest Little Penguin, but let me tell you, they are missing out on some good stuff. (Spoilers: Puddin' loves you and was snapped up by a pelican for your sins!)

Jerkface fence.